Saturday, April 13, 2013

Kelli's Pet Peeves

Lately, I have been in situations where my blood just BOILS. I realized I have waaay more pet peeves than I thought I did. Let's do a little run down: 

  • WhEn PeOpLe TyPe On SoCiAl MeDiA lIkE ThIs.
  • Slow walkers. 
  • Everything about the Toyota Prius. 
  • When kids talk with binkies in their mouths. 
  • Close-minded, ignorant arguers. 
  • The word "Epic" used incorrectly.
  • People who do peace signs in every picture. 
  • The duck face in pictures.
  • "Bro" pictures. 
  • People who tell you waaaaay too much information upon meeting them. 
  • People who talk on their phones in waiting rooms. 
  • Waiting rooms in general. 
  • Passive-aggressive personalities. 
  • The post-date text. 
  • Loud chewers. 
  • Girls who CLEARLY rat their hair and don't try to blend it in with the rest of the hair. 
  • BYU students who think they are smarter than the rest of the world, solely because they go to BYU. 
  • Loud singers at church. 
  • People who post pictures of themselves EVERY DAY on instagram. 
  • People who post what they ate for dinner (or something pointless like that) on facebook. 
  • When people call flip flops "thongs". 
I'm really not an angry person. But if you're around me and one of the above twenty things happens, I might have to karate chop you in the jugular. 

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