Kelli's Pet Peeves

Lately, I have been in situations where my blood just BOILS. I realized I have waaay more pet peeves than I thought I did. Let's do a little run down: 

• WhEn PeOpLe TyPe On SoCiAl MeDiA lIkE ThIs.
• Slow walkers. 
• Everything about the Toyota Prius. 
• When kids talk with binkies in their mouths. 
• Close-minded, ignorant arguers. 
• The word "Epic" used incorrectly.
• People who do peace signs in every picture. 
• The duck face in pictures.
• "Bro" pictures. 
• People who tell you waaaaay too much information upon meeting them. 
• People who talk on their phones in waiting rooms. 
• Waiting rooms in general. 
• Passive-aggressive personalities. 
• The post-date text. 
• Loud chewers. 
• Girls who CLEARLY rat their hair and don't try to blend it in with the rest of the hair. 
• BYU students who think they are smarter than the rest of the world, solely because they go to BYU. 
• Loud singers at church. 
• People who post pictures of themselves EVERY DAY on instagram. 
• People who post what they ate for dinner (or something pointless like that) on facebook. 
• When people call flip flops "thongs". 

I'm really not an angry person. But if you're around me and one of the above twenty things happens, I might have to karate chop you in the jugular.